SAMD 

SAMD is a code word for Suck A Mean Dick

which is basically means to suck the living hell out of your bae's buddy.

"The stripper can samd"
"Hey are you going to samd tonight?"
"I cant have sex, but I can samd"

SAMD by stephhsteez August 15, 2018

SAMD 

The sound a M1 Abram makes when rotating its turret.

Also See:
1.Give Head
2.Suck A Dick
3.Eat the Chicken

OMG I LOVE SAMD!

-Shady

SAMD by Ken Kingster February 3, 2004

Samd 

samd is a word ethan has created trying to spell god knows what. ella and ethan have both founded this incredible acronym that stands for “Suck A My Dick” ! ella and Ethan are both very proud of their accomplishments and advancements they have made to the English language and hope that one day this acronym makes it to the REAL dictionary!

Person 1: youre father went to get the milk
SAMD UGLY BITCH!

Samd by Boba Dqmelio! September 29, 2023

Sam'd

The act of being ''Sam'd'' occurs when travelling to a foreign country and following happens:

You get ripped off by the locals by being lured into a lucrative deal then being overly charged, most commonly in markets or beggars.

An unlucky moment happen that would only happen in not your homeland.

IDIOT

" I got given this bracelet for FREE, he put it on me, but then he asked me for 10 Euros!!?! so i gave him the money"
"Mate you've been Sam'd!!'

Sam'd by YHSRBS June 24, 2011

Samdisha 

She is a girl with a really unique personality and that is what makes her the best and be loved by everyone. She likes to swim and go on hikes and she has a figure to die for even tho she doesn't workout. HOW COOL IS THAT? Everyone wants a Samdisha in their life because she will never treat you differently and will always be by your side. Give her a dog and a view of the mountains and she will spend her entire evening playing with him ;)

A:You know that girl Samdisha? B: Yes, isn't she the best ? :*

Samdisha by Dancerguy17 July 25, 2019

samdung 

The name I gave my 5 year old, out of warranty 32 inch samsung Hi Def. TV after failing with a double image and discolored video on the lcd display. The same can be said for the rest of the products they sell, since I was disappointed, that the dang thing only lasted me 4 years.

My friend: Hey, why is your TV starting to look so distorted man??? It’s givin me a damn headache!!
Me: It’s a Samdung piece of crap that I ignorantly purchased at Walmart.

I should’ve purchased a Sony at Best Buy instead bro!!! I knew I shouldn’tve purchased that Samdung there Man!!! What a ding dong!!!

samdung by Xclibur2001 August 13, 2018

Samdog Bagillionaire 

A boss. That destroys everything in his path and leaves no survivors. He lives his life by FBGM.

If you have to ask what a Samdog bagillionaire is then you're already dead.

Samdog Bagillionaire by Redunderoath June 10, 2011