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Samantha M 

Sam M is so fucking hot. I just wanna pipe
Samantha M by Tom Leonard November 14, 2019
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Samantha M 

If you are a Samantha M—- All of the rules of the definition of Samantha are null and void. She a bitch ass hoe do sho
Samantha M is a real pain in da ass
Samantha M by Beebop247 November 28, 2018

Samantha M.

is an awesome,legit,great friend.Nice to be around with.makes you laugh and have a good time.She is a very gorgouse intelligent person.If anyone tries to fuck with her,her friend Isabelo will beat the living hell out of you!!!
Damn Samantha M. is so legit and gorgouse!!
Samantha M. by jello belo March 27, 2011

Samantha Markle 

A person who refuses to own their own behavior and will blame everything on someone else, most likely a famous estranged relative.
Originates from the envious older estranged half sister of The Duchess of Sussex whose book tanked (because of Meghan) and who was found to be a professional Twitter troll and a founding member of a hate group dedicated to targeting Meghan Markle (claiming hacked over a dozen times without ever offering any proof)
I saw you do it! I heard you say it! What do you mean it wasn’t you? You’re such a Samantha Markle!
Samantha Markle by SlicingAnApple January 3, 2023

samantha mejia 

some fugly hoe but i still luv her cuz shes my bestie
me: hey Samantha you a hoe

Samantha mejia: you a stupid hoe beech
samantha mejia by someuglyhoe August 9, 2019

Samantha Mason 

oh my god is that Samantha Mason

Samantha Maxis

Samantha Maxis is a primary character in Call of Duty: Zombies. First featured in COD WAW, she is the original controller of the zombies and the main antagonist Ultimus combats in the story. She is alsothe daughter of Dr. Ludvig Maxis, the one who created the first zombie.

Originally Samantha was a normal girl until she was placed inside a pyramid that gave her control over the zombies. Then she went insane when her dad killed himself and swore to get revenge against Richtofen and any associating with him. In Moon, she swaps bodies with Richtofen and blows up the earth. Long story short, Samantha helps destroy the multiverse and now in Cold War, she continues to help contain zombie outbreaks across the world.

Samantha has like a sponge has a sweet soft side and a hostile one. She likes teddy bears, hates Richtofen, and loves to play games. She normally has a German accent but gains an American one when super mellow. Her favorite drink is Deadshot Daquiri and is a tad deviant at times (being omni-seeing will do that to you). Just to keep in mind if you ever want to be friends with her, dont kill her father or she WILL kill you and destroy you.

Quotes said by her:
“Fetch me their souls!”
Samantha’s been a naughty little girl.”
“I want to play a game; let’s play hide and seek.”
“Let’s play the game where I cut them.”
“Oooh strawberry! And something a little like spleens.”
“Start over! Do not fail me again.”
Example 1: “Samantha Maxis sounds so cool when she says “fetch me their souls!”
Example 2: “Samantha Maxis really has a thing for teddy bears, sweet things, and spleens doesn’t she.”
Example 3: “I hope we be able to play as Samantha Maxis in Cold War.”
Samantha Maxis by Zombies4EvaDude November 1, 2020
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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