Sam Houser

Sam Houser is a weird kid who always cusses like all of the other kids at their school. Sam is a kid who all the ladies at their school has a crush on even though their weird. sam asks questions (weird and unnecessary) at really bad times. Sam's self-esteem is so low when they hear someone has a crush on them they dont believe and push them away.

Kid : Have you Heard of sam houser?
Other kid : Yeah aren’t they weird?

by Youmightknowmeyoumightnot April 5, 2022

sam houser

The Slavic version of a weeaboo

God I hate sam Houser and his stupid fucking ukelele

by urmomsgfssister June 5, 2019

Sam House's socks of win

Socks which are incomprehensibly win.

Sam your socks...they're SO WIN

Sam what sort of win were you on when you bought those socks?

Hae you seen Sam House's socks of win? They are!

by The original FailBoy July 16, 2010