Sam Houser 

Sam Houser is a weird kid who always cusses like all of the other kids at their school. Sam is a kid who all the ladies at their school has a crush on even though their weird. sam asks questions (weird and unnecessary) at really bad times. Sam's self-esteem is so low when they hear someone has a crush on them they dont believe and push them away.

Kid : Have you Heard of sam houser?
Other kid : Yeah aren’t they weird?

Sam Houser by Youmightknowmeyoumightnot April 5, 2022

sam houser 

The Slavic version of a weeaboo

God I hate sam Houser and his stupid fucking ukelele

sam houser by urmomsgfssister June 5, 2019

Sam House's socks of win 

Socks which are incomprehensibly win.

Sam your socks...they're SO WIN

Sam what sort of win were you on when you bought those socks?

Hae you seen Sam House's socks of win? They are!

Sam House's socks of win by The original FailBoy July 16, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004