Salwa'd

When someone hypes up/reccommends a movie which when watched is equivalent to getting punched in the face.

"Hey did you watch Jurassic world recommended by your sister?"
"Yeah bro, it was so stupid I can't believe I got salwa'd"

by MrXtreme989 September 22, 2018

Salsa'd

The act of getting hit in the face with salsa, in a similar way to clowns getting hit with cream pie

Person: Dude we woz lyke thrwin piez whenz it got outta hand and jimmi hit steve in the face with salsa
Person2: Steve tots got salsa'd

by Joples the Great December 31, 2008

Dirty Salwa

Period blood in your eyes while your licking their nose

Person 1: She putted blood in my eyes while I was licking her nose
Person 2: You got a dirty salwa

by hornykind November 22, 2021

salsa defense

When a person attempts to bean dip another person, they may block the bean dip by hitting the opponent's scooping hand and declaring "salsa". The person who deflected the bean dip is then allowed a five second period to lightly hit the other person, all the while yelling "salsa, salsa, salsa".

Andrew tried to bean dip me earlier, but i used the salsa defense and blocked it.

by special prune May 26, 2011

Salsa dipping

A sexual act with flavor! Invented in the Mexican state of Tabasco, "Salsa dipping" consists of three steps. First, you pour some salsa into a vagina or anus. Second, the man inserts his member into the orifice and pulls out after a few pumps. The third and final step is the act of felatio performed by the person who was the salsa depository. Salsa dipping comes in many variations. It all depends on what kind of salsa you like. Do you want it to be a medium, mild, spicy, or really spicy experience!?! It's up to you.

Enrique enjoyed salsa dipping his boyfriend, Ace.

by Professor Staff February 23, 2009

Salsa dip

When your having sex with a virgin and she starts to bleed so you only use the tip.

Yo the other day I was with girl right and basically she started bleeding

so I salsa dipped her

by El pepe the meme July 25, 2017

Salsa Dancing

A performance art where the follower ( typically a woman ) voluntarily allows the leader ( typically a man ) to respectfully do whatever he wants to her body using choreographed ( and sometimes improvised ) combinations like inside turns and hammerlocks. When the song ends they typically thank each other and move on to new partners. Contrary to popular belief a salsa club is not a meat market like a regular club. It typically consists of 70%+ regulars who treat the customers like family. Hookups happen but are rare since predominately Hispanic clientele tends to be more on a conservative side, the feminist openly down to hookup hangs at a dive bar not a salsa club. Salseras typically hold out for a boyfriend or a husband.

I can't I'm sober now, what do sober people even do on a Friday night?
They go salsa dancing duh

by Mustardeer October 15, 2018