2 definitions by Mustardeer

A performance art where the follower ( typically a woman ) voluntarily allows the leader ( typically a man ) to respectfully do whatever he wants to her body using choreographed ( and sometimes improvised ) combinations like inside turns and hammerlocks. When the song ends they typically thank each other and move on to new partners. Contrary to popular belief a salsa club is not a meat market like a regular club. It typically consists of 70%+ regulars who treat the customers like family. Hookups happen but are rare since predominately Hispanic clientele tends to be more on a conservative side, the feminist openly down to hookup hangs at a dive bar not a salsa club. Salseras typically hold out for a boyfriend or a husband.
I can't I'm sober now, what do sober people even do on a Friday night?
They go salsa dancing duh
by Mustardeer October 15, 2018
Get the Salsa Dancing mug.
A way for an average girl to have sex with a guy way out of her league.
How did Kelly score her boyfriend, was it tinder?
Nah, she doesn't need tinder, she gets hit on everywhere she goes. She met Jason on set when she was modeling.
by Mustardeer June 19, 2018
Get the tinder mug.