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Salvatore brothers 

There is no definition here, just know that these two vampires are my husbands. Honestly, I might have to pull a Katherine Pierce on this one cause phew, I can't choose between the two. If you ever see them around on the street or appear on television, just be aware that these two men are my husbands... I don't care if they're brothers...better to have two than one! - Jazmin
*Two women lay down on a bed while enjoying their sleepover*

"Wanna watch The Vampire Diaries? I heard that show is so good!"

"Sure."

*20 minutes later*

"Hey, those two guys are so hot! I want them to turn me into a vampire😏"

"HA! As if, these are Jazmin's husbands... don't even think about making a move on them or she'll call both of them here to tear both our heads off!"

"Sorry, my mistake. Wow she's so lucky to have the Salvatore brothers...she's like... the new Elena"
Salvatore brothers by Jazmin R. February 7, 2021
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026