a group of lads wanking over a biscuit, last one to come has to eat the biscuit.
"i need a wank"
"letds play salty biscuit"
"okay :)"
by hannahahahahahha July 22, 2008
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"Captain Salty Tea-biscuits" is what you call a Shrimp Boat Captain that is a total perv and is so high on cocaine he doesn't realized he just had his way with and Gandolphed his own father.Yeah,in the butt.
Wow! I can't believe Ron went all "Captain Salty Tea-biscuits" on his dad.Did he really Gandolph him too?
by J to the V to the L April 4, 2012
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