Saltilick
You’re a saltilick.
Saltilick by Bacon Will Rule October 31, 2022
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Saltlicker
Hey you know that guy who was trolling yesterday? He uploaded a video of it earlier, he's such a saltlicker.
Saltlicker by Justduh August 23, 2019
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Saltificating
verb
1. to speak especially at length in a bitter or corse manner:
2. to pontificate in a salty way.
3. an act, found mostly in American home-cooking, of adding salt to a dish already prepared with salt.
1. to speak especially at length in a bitter or corse manner:
2. to pontificate in a salty way.
3. an act, found mostly in American home-cooking, of adding salt to a dish already prepared with salt.
"...furthermore, that brand of sneakers is overpriced and marketed to the arrogant masses, I would rather a brand that is unique, and original," Max droned on, saltificating.
Saltificating by mdank October 3, 2017
splitlicker
splitlicker by CGB86 May 12, 2018
saltlicker
a masochistic person who actually likes being tormented by telling everyone their troubles and pain, then when someone comes along and rubs "salt in a wound", the person responds by saying "thanks that felt great" and proceeds to have a pity party for himself/herself for months on end, continuously licking the salt and referencing the comment whenever they can, for attention.
Suzie has an alcohol problem and frequents bars to pick up men... I gave her lots of attention and tried to get her to quit..Finally gave up and called her a skank. Now she tells people she must be a skanky alcoholic, because I said so. I actually think she likes it, because she giggles every time she says it. It's her new tagline. She is such a saltlicker.
saltlicker by wordsmith78 March 27, 2010
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