Salmonpenis

A huge penis. You may mistake it for a tree.

That tree doesn't have any roots.
That's just Jon's salmonpenis.

by Loragol May 10, 2008

salmonpants

When a female (or possibly male) has a very strong fishy odor coming from the crotch region.

I thought she was naked, but little did I know she was wearing salmonpants.

I smell fish...you must be wearing salmonpants.

by Ashland_rox December 31, 2009