Salmon Slapping

When you slap a salmon on your penis until you cum then proceed to wipe up said cum with the tail and smear it onto your anus.

I watched a guy salmon slapping in the parking lot...

by Salmon_Slapper May 23, 2017

Salmon Slap

When two lesbians rub and slap their vaginas all over one another.

Wow! Suzy sure salmon slapped Jean last night!

by Giselle&Pina June 11, 2006

Salmon Slap

When two lesbians have abnormally large labia which are slapped against each other's faces.

Paul:'Hey Jenny, why is your face all red and smells like tuna?' Jenny:'Vera and I both have unusually large labia, thus, she salmon slapped me this morning with them'

by Gizzy June 11, 2006

salmon slap

When a young woman is in the spawning area and is suddenly slapped across the face with a slippery dick.

Jared salmon slapped the shit outta Johanna the other night while I was in jail.

by Smokedaweed June 11, 2006

Wet salmon slap

sexual act, where a man after he has cum wanks so his dick is wet and then slaps some chick in the face.

duude i wet salmon slaped mandy last night, ha what a ho

by o-nizzle April 16, 2010

Salmon Slapping

When a dude slaps his dick in between a person's thighs or on their body.

I should have bought her roses before salmon slapping her.

by #Bow_Nerd August 9, 2021

Salmon slap discount

While at pike street market in Seattle, some visitors have received this discount of 5 percent reality check. You must be passing through, unaware of your surroundings and slapped in the face by a raw salmon that is thrown across from an employee to another as part of their gimmick.

Albert got the salmon slap discount again.. It seems to be helping his ADHD. I added to psychological evaluation.

by Petesbeeps April 18, 2018