Salmon

To go round to somebody's house, and have an unfortunate incident regarding to some sort of bodily function (fluid or solid)

-from the notorious historical nature of salmon related products giving you an upset stomach.

I'm frightfully sorry, i appear to have double salmoned upstairs.. first of all i blocked the toilet with a champion log. Then unfortunately on my way back from the bathroom i popped into your bedroom to get a stick of gum and chundered all over your bed..

by Bevlar March 1, 2010

Salmon

the "Other Pink meat"

tonight for dinner, we're goann have some salmon, then finish up with the other pink meat!

by Lunytun December 12, 2005

Salmon

The other "pink" meat!

Salmon steaks are great on the grill!

by Going_Yard9 June 20, 2005

Salmon

Female at 8 or above on the hot or not scale. A word that is used to notify other men of a woman that is an 8 or above in the immdiate area.

It can also be used as the opposite of Tuna- a not so fresh female.

A Female Calling your Cell Phone or What is that the Salmon calling?

Hey Jimmy how were the Salmon at the beach today?

Hey Christoforos, did you have at Mary Jane Tuna Snatch again?

No Jonathan, after I got the HEP it is all Salmon for me.

Sorry guys it is a Salmon calling.

by e9a3 July 5, 2009

Salmon

A very mild slap across the face>
You start with original slap, then hit the face again on the backhand.
It originates from the tail action from a "salmon" whilst it swims

I gave Andrew a Salmon

by cheesypeasjlk June 26, 2007

Salmon

a phrase uttered by Yetis viewed as gibberish by some but in actuality, it is much deeper.

Yeti: SALMON!
Matt: stfu

by Yeti Jones January 23, 2008

salmoning

1.The act of a Fancy man running his hand over raw salmon in order to prepare it for additional action, usually involving application to a GIF, video, or meme image, for online media entertainment purposes. 2.The application of an image of a Fancy man rubbing salmon to a video/gif/meme/photo. Related: rubbing salmon.

Can you believe that Fancy guy on discord corrupting all those gifs and memes with his salmoning?

by MaryInMaryland71 January 9, 2021