by Theo D-S September 18, 2007
The art of giving someone the surprise feeling of a salmon swimming upstream rapidly between your legs.
Sneak up behind a person while they are standing up directly facing away from you and make sure they don;t know you are there. Take one hand, make it flat like a karate chop, and rapidly move your hand back and forth between the person's legs just above their knees. This provides a surprising sensation of what it would feel like to have a salmon trying to swim upstream between your legs. When the victim turns around surprised and doesn't know how to respond to such an odd thing; you say "You got salmoned!"
by Jason Tiemeier February 22, 2008
An internet phenomena where a computer links two people over IM - and gives each user false
It's similar to a three way call using AIM. Imagine someone mutes his own phone and then calls you. Then he calls someone else. Now you're talking to a stranger. Your phone rang and so did theirs. You think he called you and vice versa. Neither of you realize there's a third person instigating all this. This is basically the same thing, but with AIM.
It's similar to a three way call using AIM. Imagine someone mutes his own phone and then calls you. Then he calls someone else. Now you're talking to a stranger. Your phone rang and so did theirs. You think he called you and vice versa. Neither of you realize there's a third person instigating all this. This is basically the same thing, but with AIM.
AllSeeingSalmon: who are you?
Me: So you realize we're being salmoned right. And your s/n is showing up as AllSeeingSalmon.
AllSeeingSalmon: no??
AllSeeingSalmon: wtf are you talking about?!
AllSeeingSalmon: no this is Jim
AllSeeingSalmon: I already told you that!
Me: So you realize we're being salmoned right. And your s/n is showing up as AllSeeingSalmon.
AllSeeingSalmon: no??
AllSeeingSalmon: wtf are you talking about?!
AllSeeingSalmon: no this is Jim
AllSeeingSalmon: I already told you that!
by kss4777 July 12, 2008
walking up behind someone and samking your hand back and fort against their leg like a salmon's tail moves. salmoning is best done when it is a surprise attack
by hty912064 April 17, 2010
"Dude what's wrong with that guy? It looks like he got pounded in the ass"
"Oh he's like that all the time, he's a salmons."
"Oh he's like that all the time, he's a salmons."
by hashtagwyattspam April 8, 2013
A word used to describe a female who is of a very high standard...
Not the average female, usually a girl who you would like to bend over.
Very attractive, hot, bonerific, sexy etc
Not the average female, usually a girl who you would like to bend over.
Very attractive, hot, bonerific, sexy etc
by ziley December 4, 2006