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Norwegian word for masturbating translates to "Pulling my Salmon." Salmon is now commmonly used as a reference to one's penis.
I will slap you with my salmon!
Want some of my pink salmon?
by Aces R High August 28, 2006
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The act of sneaking up on an unknowing victim at a bar or any other public place and quickly slapping them back and forth between their kneecaps with your hand, thus creating the sensation of a salmon tail swimming between the victim's legs.

A successful salmon results in the person who got salmoned either buckling at the knees or attempting to high-step out of the salmon.

Confusion/anger almost always results after getting salmoned; however, the salmoner can turn the victim's confusion/anger into embarrassment by quickly standing up and shouting, "YOU JUST GOT SALMONED, SON! WOOOO!" while pumping your fist in a ridiculously confident manner.
I was talking to Donk at the bar when Booj snuck up from behind and salmoned him down at the knees then shouted "You just got salmoned, son!"
by WVBooj October 09, 2009
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Female who is extremely talanted and active during sexual intercourse.

Opposite of a stalefish, and better than a flounder.
Justin: Dude, you did the horizontal hokey pokey with Jessica? That girl has to be a salmon.

Jon: My man, girl is a salmon at it's finest. Rode me like a stallion.
by TWP Fisherman March 16, 2010
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To go round to somebody's house, and have an unfortunate incident regarding to some sort of bodily function (fluid or solid)

-from the notorious historical nature of salmon related products giving you an upset stomach.
I'm frightfully sorry, i appear to have double salmoned upstairs.. first of all i blocked the toilet with a champion log. Then unfortunately on my way back from the bathroom i popped into your bedroom to get a stick of gum and chundered all over your bed..
by Bevlar March 01, 2010
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the "Other Pink meat"
tonight for dinner, we're goann have some salmon, then finish up with the other pink meat!
by Lunytun December 12, 2005
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The new swear word for people that are alergic to peanuts.
Look at that salmon with his epeepen.
by gornhoiy December 18, 2008
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"You can get AIDS from salmon, you know"
"I get my salmon off the streets"
"I buy my salmon at the fish market"
by 12ichi July 13, 2009
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