Sallypat 

The act of wearing a mickey mouse hat with strings tied to your cock n balls, using the motion of the hat to control your penis and scrotum like a marionette.

He got really stoned and sallypatted the first act of pinocchio. It was a great show.

Sallypat by Some anonymous guy who is not jordans brother September 9, 2008

sallypants

a guy who's being a vagina.

"i'm never gonna date that sallypants ever again.

sallypants by avery turner October 18, 2008

Sadlypathetic 

When something or someone is past the regular means of being pathetic, but is almost depressing in how it is

It would have pathetic if Benny didn't how to play Go-Fish, but it was sadlypathetic that he almost drowned while trying to learn so.

Sadlypathetic by Misser BYA! June 2, 2009