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Sallie Mae 

The feudal overlord of thousands of naive and idealistic American college students who were susceptible to visions of grandeur about a great-paying job over the rainbow once they have a degree. Occasionally one out of hundred succeed paying off their debt, but most opt for deferments, and kicking the debt down the road in vain.

Dupes graduate with a bachelor's degree, and believe their misfortune, lack of income, and debt problems can be alleviated by borrowing more money and pursuing a graduate degree as they contract more debt. This usually proves vain.

Since student loan debt cannot be discharged legally in bankruptcy proceedings, the only solution for many students is getting a scarce gov't job with a loan forgiveness option, joining the military, committing suicide, or emigration to a foreign country.

The rationale for guaranteed loans emanates from the notion that the state subsidizing the cost of education somehow makes it cheaper. In reality, making gov't loan guarantees and six-figure credit ceilings available to a demographic of mostly 18 to 25 year-olds, who have limited work and credit history distorts the marketplace. If colleges had to take that demographic as they were without the gov't subsidized loans, colleges would be compelled to control their costs, and be more affordable. Cost inflation of tuition prices is institutionalized at 5-6% per annum.
Ryan screwed the pooch. He borrowed $80 grand from Sallie Mae to pay for his bachelors of art degree in Government. Then as his job fortunes worsened, he had this naive idea he could be an educator in the middle of a recession, so he got a masters of arts in history only to realize the colleges and public schools do not have any openings. Now he's going to have to move to Canada to escape his hopeless debt.
Sallie Mae by feudalserf August 29, 2012
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Sallie Mae 

The bombest, most dank weed ever.
Ay dawg, dis dat Sallie Mae bud! U gotta pay for dis shit!
Sallie Mae by 8mmpeter March 6, 2011

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026