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Salesi

Salesi is the nicest guy you’ll ever meet. He always takes serious stuff as jokes but will never fold when it’s time to get down. I think as a salesi as a freaky mind set and will fuck you till sun rises up and is very good at tongue kissing
A salesi will never be defiantly against any women and is very most loyal
by Dubbaby November 21, 2021
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Salesi

Ruthless king ,smart bastard that cares if your real. Knows how to get the attention of women when not in zone, Talk facts and does it right away. He know how to gamble

And is the right person to meet at the casino.
Salesi, A king, gambler, ruthless bastard
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Dirty Salesi

The act of moving to Brigham city with your vegan girlfriend and becoming a rat bastard brother fucker and packing truffle butter for lunch everyday
Dude I can’t believe he pulled the Dirty Salesi on us bro
by PolishMachine June 3, 2019
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Daddy sales

A black guy who is very autistic and think he’s badass but really not because deep down he has a very small penis and his head is so fucking shiny it makes up for 30% of his body fat.
Dude do you know daddy sales.
Ya he is a very autistic person with a small dick.
by Sprite cranberry69 November 14, 2019
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Salesmanipulationship

A more accurate term to describe the art of "Salesmanship".

As selling people things in our consumer culture is about wants, not needs; appealing to ego and irrational desires, not demonstrating the long-term value of owning the product.
Salesmanipulationship is about deceit, coercion, and putting someone into a pressure-cooker so they are unable to think critically on what they are about to do.
A woman went into the shop to buy a $50 black dress, she came out not only with the dress but with nearly $60 in accessories for it, thanks to the clerk's Salesmanipulationship.
by -spectre- March 20, 2010
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Number 1 Rated Salesman1997

HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!!
EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE Number 1 Rated Salesman1997
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by UrbanDicter1 February 21, 2022
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Summer's Eve Salesman

A gigantic douche bag. WAY beyond the realm of simply being a douche. A purveyor of douche bags. One who specializes in the sale of feminine hygiene products.
Person one: My ex boyfriend called last night and asked me out for a drink.

Person two: I can't believe you're going to hang out with that Summer's Eve Salesman again.
by Annahoj June 1, 2007
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