by Baker Rawlings July 24, 2008
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-referring to sluts in the manner or basis that girls (sluts) are just like sailboats; riding a sailboat is great fun, just as sailboats are great to look at and examine it's special unique features that every boat does not retain(same with hotties when enjoying tits, ass and facial features); but messing with the masts, the angles, wind direction and whatnot gets old quick.
Similar to playing with the same hottie for an overly extended period of time, you get bored and wanna jump off the boat just as why you always anchor the sailboat, jump off and go for a swim. Even though your sailboat(slut) may be very intriguing and fun to play with, you always want to upgrade.
-referring to sluts in the manner or basis that girls (sluts) are just like sailboats; riding a sailboat is great fun, just as sailboats are great to look at and examine it's special unique features that every boat does not retain(same with hotties when enjoying tits, ass and facial features); but messing with the masts, the angles, wind direction and whatnot gets old quick.
Similar to playing with the same hottie for an overly extended period of time, you get bored and wanna jump off the boat just as why you always anchor the sailboat, jump off and go for a swim. Even though your sailboat(slut) may be very intriguing and fun to play with, you always want to upgrade.
hence the reason why large sailboats will have a jet ski or jet boat on the back, just as we keep hotties on the backburner.
friend A: Bra, that sailboat wanted to wife me up
friend B: Jesus dude, same here man. thats why i had to sail asap
friend C: ya man, thats why you gotta get on the boat, go for a quick sail around, then hit the docks to find a new boat to sail for a few days
Random Guy: F*cking sailboats
Random Guy's friend: oh sluts sluts sluts
Used in a sentence: got some sexy sailboats out here today
sluts gap
friend A: Bra, that sailboat wanted to wife me up
friend B: Jesus dude, same here man. thats why i had to sail asap
friend C: ya man, thats why you gotta get on the boat, go for a quick sail around, then hit the docks to find a new boat to sail for a few days
Random Guy: F*cking sailboats
Random Guy's friend: oh sluts sluts sluts
Used in a sentence: got some sexy sailboats out here today
sluts gap
by suzy greenberg114 February 21, 2011
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The act of pretend racing large model sailboats between individuals, in which the finish line is the other participant's entire colon. First racer to take the entirety of their opponent's vessle loses. Smooth sailing!
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Get the Sailboat fuel mug.The man sits with his legs stretched out. The woman sits opposite the man and places her hips onto him and spreads her legs wide apart. The man puts both hands under either her lower back or legs and draws her to him.
John: My wife wants a new sex position tonight and I'm out of ideas.
Jake: How about the Sailboat tea grinding mill? It's a rare position. I use it sometime with my wife and she loves it.
John: Never heard of it, but I'll give it a shot.
Jake: How about the Sailboat tea grinding mill? It's a rare position. I use it sometime with my wife and she loves it.
John: Never heard of it, but I'll give it a shot.
by WouldntYouLike2Know August 20, 2013
Get the Sailboat tea grinding mill mug.A quite pleasurable sex act involving a "crew" of three consenting adults of legal age. In order to perform the Sneaky Sailboat, you need a Captain, a Wench, and a First Mate. The captain and the wench begin intercourse in the captain's quarters while wearing sailor hats. NOTE: it is imperative that the partners do the nasty while standing in order to create the "mast" for the actual sailboat. When the seaman is halfway to Port Jizztown, he lets out a hearty yell of "hoist the sails" at which point he throws a bed sheet over the wench's head, thus blinding and disorienting her. At this point the First Mate relieves the captain of his duties and brings with him the "sneaky" aspect of the event. In a manner similar to a Houdini or a Prestige, the Captain pulls out and leaves the room. The First Mate, who until this point has remained hidden, reveals himself, yells "Avast ye scurvy dogs!" and proceeds to steal the booty and dock his member in the wench's rear port. When properly executed, a Sneaky Sailboat can be great fun at parties, family gatherings and childrens' birthdays.
Captain: Dude, there's nothing on tv tonight, what should we do?
First Mate: I don't know we could always call that girl from the party last weekend and try and pull off the Sneaky Sailboat.
Captain: Yeah that's a great idea, and so wholesome too.
First Mate: I don't know we could always call that girl from the party last weekend and try and pull off the Sneaky Sailboat.
Captain: Yeah that's a great idea, and so wholesome too.
by captainjackoff October 16, 2011
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Omigod, Ashley, that creepy old dude would not stop talking to me. He just kept standing there in his old man pants sporting that pathetic looking tijuana sailboat. It was disgusting!
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