Noun. In bike racing, the sagwagon is a support vehicle that picks up riders unable to complete a road race because of injury, mechanical problem or other mishap.
__Oww, man, Lookit my bike! I'm not gonna be able to finish the race on this potato-chipped front wheel.
__Too bad man, but don't worry. The sag wagon will pick you up in a few minutes and give you a lift to the mechanic.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!