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A safitch is a combination of a savage and a snitch. It's like 1 moment he is extremely savage, and suddenly he snitches you hard. You should be careful being around a safitch, because you could be in a mental institution in no time. Most of the time, if a savage snitches you, you can get really angry. That's why the only solution is to shit on his face.
Guy 1: I miss having sex with my ex.

Guy 2: Yeah man I miss having sex with your ex too.
Guy 1: Holy fuck dude, you are such a Safitch

Guy 1: Every faggot in the world should commit suicide. Jesus I hate them alot!
Guy 2: Yea you are totaly right. Sooo, when are you going to commit suicide?
Guy 1: Man.. You are way too safitch for this world.

Guy 3: Holy shit! Did Guy 2 just say that!? What an extreme Safitch!
Safitch by 98 Leo January 2, 2017
A safitch is a combination of a savage and a snitch. It's like 1 moment he is extremely savage, and suddenly he snitches you hard. You should be careful being around a safitch, because you could be in a mental institution in no time. Most of the time, if a savage snitches you, you can get really angry. That's why the only solution is to shit on his face.
Guy 1: I miss having sex with my ex.

Guy 2: Yeah man I miss having sex with your ex too.
Guy 1: Holy fuck dude, you are such a Safitch

Guy 1: Every faggot in the world should commit suicide. Jesus I hate them alot!
Guy 2: Yea you are totaly right. Sooo when are you going to commit suicide?
Guy 1: You are too safitch for this world Guy 2!
Guy 3: HOLY WHAT A SAFITCH!
Safitch by 98leo January 10, 2017
Something you eat that has 2 peices of bread with any other type of food product or byproduct inbetween the bread. This term is only used like this when currently eating what is normally known as a sandwich, and your mouth is to full to pronounce it properly.
"Yoooo mummm, dis samitch iss soooo mmmmm gooood mmmmm"
samitch by Jeff Currie November 14, 2003
an itch deep inside your sfinkter that you cant reach
Pete was wobbiling around in his seat because his sfitch wudnt allow him to itch it.
sfitch by Sfinkterman42 June 29, 2008
the best work to describe sandwich, being that sand, shouldn't be the prefix to a word describing food
i think I'm gonna have a samitch, maybe with some kiwi too!
a favorite of rachael and connor
Samitch by samitchlova September 9, 2010
A rude motherfucker who is always yelling but can be nice at times only when she wants something or wants you something she just got never listens rolls her eyes a lot and has big forehead named shaquiqui
Damn there go loud ass sanitch

Big forehead Sanitch ova there
sanitch by Sanitch October 2, 2022
It is a contraction for savage and bitch.
That chick is a savitch!
savitch by trianderr February 1, 2017
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