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Safety First 

Code for agreeing to always smoke weed and stay high. The response when asked to have a Safety Meeting.
Stoner A - "Yo man, you wanna have a Safety Meeting?
Stoner B - "[Safety First.} :)
Safety First by DC NORML April 2, 2015
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Safety First 

A reminder to engage in safe sex. Usually used when the people in question aren't actually planning on having sex, but the speaker is implying that they will be having sex.
Person A is leaving the party with person B, a platonic friend.

Person C: Safety first!
Safety First by luxi4r February 24, 2017

Safety First 

An extremely drunk individual who will quote risky business and piss all over Bozzo's neighbor's door.
Yo man, Safety First drank so much last night he ripped his shirt during planets
Safety First by Bperfan420 August 1, 2003

safety first 

safety first:
1) loves to rage
2) tour is life
3) the brothers past mascot
4) slinging bunk yay on lot
5) trying to talk to all the ladies
safety first by coolgirl April 18, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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