Safety Award

Anything you steal from work because you need it at home. You tell your boss that you gave it to a crew member as a Safety Award.

Check out this new knife I got from work as a Safety Award.

by Steelheader December 18, 2008

Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety

A fictional award facetiously given to people who exercise poor trigger discipline.

Person 1: "Did you see that? Thomas just aimed a rifle into a crowd of 20 people while holding the trigger!"
Person 2: "He ought to be nominated for the Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety."

by your real nаme November 15, 2021