safe haven

The best bathroom in the office, one that isn't frequented very often, so you're free to do your nasty shitting in peace.

Where'd Jon go?

"off to his 2nd floor safe haven, he had general tso's chicken for lunch"

safe haven by Jon Himself July 1, 2003

Safe Haven

A Nebraska law that allows parents to legally get rid of their children at any point before the child in 19 years of age by dropping them off at a Nebraska Hospital.

If you don't shut your mouth I'm going to drive to Nebraska and Safe Haven your ass!

Safe Haven by Alfred Banesworth March 30, 2009

Safe Haven

A super amazing song by the best band in the world - State Champs

Person 1: "Do you know this song?"
Person 2: "Um.. yes!! It's Safe Haven by State Champs!"

Safe Haven by pseudonymous bach October 25, 2018

Safe Haven

serveral definitions are voted on for one word without possibility of a duplicate.

Safe haven the urban dictionary's Definitions

Safe Haven by Vapejuice February 9, 2020

safe haven button 

usually when you're a teenager in a room by yourself while your parents are home and you're and watching a show on tv and it comes to an intimate/sexual scene, you put your finger on the previous channel button also known as the safe haven button that should send you to a sports channel that will make your parents think thats what you were watching the entire time

i flipped on the tv last night while friday night lights was on and the part where don billingsley was getting it on with a girl and my mom walked in, luckily i had my finger on the safe haven button and it was set to ESPN

safe haven button by mbroooo12345 October 7, 2007

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020