sadvert

An advertisement (television or otherwise) that, rather than causing a desire for a product, induces a repulsion from said product due to the use of popular entertainers such as Michael Winner and/or Dale Winton(eg.).

A really sad advert.

That advert for pile cream really sucks. What a sadvert.

by Bernie the Cow January 25, 2005

Sadvert

An advert that is predictable and boring, and just plain saaad.

"Did you see the latest toothpaste commercial?"
"Yeah, what a sadvert."

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"Justin is putting arms and legs on a product, again...."
"Yeah, he's going to win a gold lion in the sadvert section."

by p-haze April 6, 2010

sadventist

A member of the Seventh-day Adventist church whose religious views are based on the Old Testament and the writings of Ellen G. White (founder of the SDA church.) As a result, they are miserable people who make everyone else around them miserable too. These miserable souls are likely to be pro-Life and for Capital punishment, extreme gossips and backbiters, and depressed loners with few friends, lovers of money, greedy, and quietly ostentatious. They find fault with everything from contemporary fashion, music, and art to movies, sports, dancing, and people. Their Sabbath-observance is very strict and ceremonial, devoid of joy and real worship, and focused on what one CAN'T do during the time between Friday sundown through Saturday sundown. Children of "sadventist" parents are to be pitied above all because not only are they denied the joys of normal childhood but have to go through their adult life with a broken image of the character of Christ, an image which might never be rectified enough in their minds. As a result, these children either become atheists or worse, they become a version of their "sadventist" parents to propagate even more misery into the world.

Fred: Yo, Pete. Is Carl meeting us at the movies tonight?
Pete: Nah. His mom grounded him.
Fred: How comes?
Pete: Cuz she's a sadventist who doesn't believe in going to the movies.

by morpheus30 October 24, 2014

Sadventure

An trip or excursion that would have normally been fun, but is ruined/made sad by another event; ie: funeral, shooting, fatal accident, etc...

Josiah: I have to go to California next week... It's a sadventure.

Abram: Why?
Josiah: because I have to go to my Aunt's funeral instead of getting some tasty waves.

by Thot June 18, 2014

sadventure

A sad adventure or an adventure undertaken by a sad person or sad people.

"I thought we'd have a good time but it turned out to be a sadventure."

by Carlos Animals March 29, 2014

sadvertising

An advertisement scientifically engineered to make you sad.

Quick, turn off that Sarah McLachlan ASPCA commercial! Using that kitten with a cast on its arm is pure sadvertising.

by easybakes January 5, 2012

sadvertisement

An ad that you see that makes you sad and take pity so you buy stuff.

"Mum, look! That goldfish only has one eye! Can we adopt it? Pleeeeeaaaase?"
"No, darling, it's just a sadvertisement. Don't buy into it."

by shortperßon November 28, 2019