Sabre' Tooth Tiger
Instead of a 30 year old man dating a cougar who is 44 years old. A 30 year old man dating a sabre' tooth tiger who is fifty five.
Sabre' Tooth Tiger by lesshizzle June 4, 2011
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Sabre Tooth Tiger
Ladonna tried to trade her husband in for a younger version but she had unknowingly become a sabre tooth tiger.
Sabre Tooth Tiger by The Ray-Jay combo September 8, 2011
Sabre Tooth Tiger
Sabre Tooth Tiger by mrbearsh May 30, 2009
saber-tooth tiger
I knew Mike had a thing for cougars but when I saw a 55 year-old lady talking to him, I realized he had transitioned to saber-tooth tigers.
saber-tooth tiger by The Eta July 2, 2009
saber-tooth tiger
SYLLABICATION: sa·ber-tooth tiger
PRONUNCIATION: say'br-tootht
NOUN: (1) Any of various extinct cats of the Oligocene to the Pleistocene Epoch, especially one of the larger members of the genus Smilodon, characterized by long upper canine teeth.
(2)The process and act of simultaneously inserting two penises into the mouth of a third party. This person is presupposed to be performing fellatio on two men at the same time.
PRONUNCIATION: say'br-tootht
NOUN: (1) Any of various extinct cats of the Oligocene to the Pleistocene Epoch, especially one of the larger members of the genus Smilodon, characterized by long upper canine teeth.
(2)The process and act of simultaneously inserting two penises into the mouth of a third party. This person is presupposed to be performing fellatio on two men at the same time.
Dude, me and Matt saber-tooth tigered Sheena last night! ...but...that doesn't mean we're gay or anything....
saber-tooth tiger by Donkey Rocket September 18, 2005
Saber tooth tiger
A woman older than 80 who stalks men much younger than herself in order to quell a post-menopausal sexual arousal. A Saber tooth tiger is older than the puma, cougar, lioness, and jaguar.
Saber tooth tiger by CatIsLegend May 18, 2016
fucked up saber-tooth tiger
The act of ejaculating into both of a girl's nostrils and having the cum leak out in two trails giving the appearance of a saber-tooth tiger.
fucked up saber-tooth tiger by Yeefus2022 February 2, 2021
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