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Storyteller 

(noun) A fucking liar. Not a simple confirm/deny liar, but the type of liar who creates absolute fabricated fiction
Betsy was a storyteller. Her man, Nick, wasn't hip to this fact yet. I saw her laughing to herself after blowing yet even more smoke up his ass when he tried to get slick and asked her why she stood him up on yet another date. Poor bastard.
Storyteller by Nikki Stixx September 26, 2019
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Storyteller 

A person who lets a blunt/joint burn out while reciting long stories; this is generally a habitual act.
Person1; Hey!, Chachi! You let the blunt burn out again!
Person2: Man, she always does that -- she's a storyteller!
Storyteller by Lucy 239 November 9, 2011

Storyteller 

A person whose Snapchat story is continuously on point.
DJ Khaled is a great storyteller, he always has me dying.
Storyteller by swagondeeznuts July 17, 2016

Corporate Storyteller 

This person takes the basic corporate ideas, such as the company's story, their vision, values, and brand, and create a great story around it. They also teach others in the company how to tell the story as well.
Zappos uses corporate storytellers to get the message about their culture to the rest of the world.

The Storyteller

The Storyteller is alternate ego of the mind.He makes up stories and creates plots.He's the one you can count on to make a good or bad lie.Never underestimate the power of The Storyteller.
The Storyteller tells you a good lie.
You tell it to your friend.
Your friend believes it without a doubt.

Visual storyteller 

A word for a person who does both photography and videography
“Are you a photographer?”

“I’m actually a visual storyteller”
Visual storyteller by Thinkbox82 August 3, 2023

Brand Storyteller 

A brand storytelling is a person who uses emotional narratives to do nothing.
“Oh, brand storyteller? Nice so what’s it about?”
- You see this bar?
- Yes
- Do you want a drink?
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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