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stinky sanchez 

The performer takes a finger and inserts it into their buttcrack until a healthy brown smudge is harvested. An unsuspecting victim is then carefully and quietly approached, and at the right moment the dirty digit is rubbed/smeared on the victim, in the thin space above their upper lip and below their nostrils.
The result, a brown and smelly temporary moustache, is known as the "stinky sanchez." Alternative titles include the "dirty hitler," "brown rollie" and "tom selleck."
For extra points, perform it on a sleeping victim.
My roommate Tom fell asleep on the couch, and i gave him a dirty sanchez. He woke up and walked around the house with it for a while before he looked in the mirror and started shouting.
stinky sanchez by coochietodd June 18, 2004
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stinky sanchez 

to rub a selected finger all over your ass region the apply "stinky sanchez" on a un suspected persons beer or beverage. also known ass a dirty sanchez
f#$k that guy man, im gana give him a stinky sanchez when hes not lookin'.
stinky sanchez by stoph December 6, 2003

STINKY SANCHEZ 

a true stinky sanchez is just this. please excuse any racial undertones, but this is how i learned it. when a mexican or latino male can't grow the thin whispy mustache that his amigos can so he insers his finger in his butthole till he gets a chocolate chip on the end of said finger and then proceeds to paint a mustache on his upper lip.
dude that fuckin beaner has the worst stinky sanchez.
STINKY SANCHEZ by vague1 April 14, 2005

Sticky Sanchez 

during sex the guy partner unloads onto the girl partner's pubes and then rubs his pube's on her's therefore sticking them together.
"Oh baby, let me give u a Sticky Sanchez"
Sticky Sanchez by Matt Thimas April 12, 2008
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