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Sexual Transmitted Diseases. Plural of Sexual Transmitted Disease or STD.
You seem pretty scared of catching swine flu for someone who's not remotely scared of catching STDs.

Thats because STDs are way more fun to get.
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Jeff fucked Sarah even though she suffered from STD....a lot.
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simultaneous text discussion.
When you are texting someone, and they send another text before you respond to the previous one. This is giving someone an STD
person 1:"Hey, how many cats do you have?"
person 1:"Did you go to clubs often?"
person 1:"Oh shoot, sorry. I just gave you an s.t.d"
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A sexually transmitted disease. Can be contracted through breast milk, blood, body tissue, using dirty needles, but mainly sex. Using a condom dramatically lowers your chances of contracting an std. Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, and Syphilis are some of the most common in the united states (Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, 2008), but by far the most common is HPV; 1 in 4 people have it. Some stds are curable, and some, like HIV/AIDS and Herpes are not. It is estimated that every year, 1 in 4 teens contracts an std (American Social Health Association, 2006), so watch who you sleep with! Also, stds can cause serious harm to your body in the long-run, so get yourself tested/treated.
Most common stds, their symptoms, and if curable in the United States (Elizabeth Bolskey, PhD, 2009).

1. Chlamydia- Pain during sex, discharge. Curable.
2. Gonorrhea- Painful urination, often no symptoms. Treatable
3. Syphilis- Lesions (holes in skin) on penis/vagina/rectum. Curable.
4. Mycoplasma Genetalium- no symptoms, can cause infertility. Treatable.
5. Trichomoniasis- Frothy vaginal discharge, itching, odor. Treatable.
6. Crabs/Pubic Lice- little bugs/eggs visible on genetalia, intense itching. Curable.
7. Scabies- Incredibly itchy rash. Spread by skin-on-skin contact. Curable.
8. Human Papiloma Virus - No symptoms/cervical cancer/genital warts. Treatable.
9. HIV/AIDS - supresses immune system so basically any disease/virus can get in. Intense treatment.
10. Herpes - sores. treatable.
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James: Are you coming to the party?

Adam: Fuck off!!! I've got STD.
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Sexually Transmitted Disease, becoming increasingly known as a Sexually Transmitted Infection. Contracted through contact of BLOOD, EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF SALIVA, BREAST MILK, AND ANY OTHER BODILY FLUID. SKin to skin contact is not risky as long as there are no open sores present.
80% of women will have contracted the STD, HPV by the time they reach the age of 50.
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