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A REAL person with REAL feelings, who just wants to make people happy not hurtful MEANIES.
Stabs is a sensitive guy. :tears
Stabs by Stabs December 1, 2003
A car's ability to drive fast.
Stabs by Big PW February 11, 2004
Eric stabbed me today, But apparently it was my fault according to him. "Maybe you shouldnt of swung your arm into my knife" says eric. I guess he's right, it was my fault, im a douche.
stabs by nasty nancy June 2, 2004
A crude, racist asshole who thinks his own stupid, random, inside jokes that no one else but his gay friends get are hilarious. He probably also likes men.
Stabs skeeos in women's underware and has bad personnel hygeine.
Stabs by Krunch-o's November 28, 2003
Really cool amazing person, you should love them.
Hey do you know Stabs?

Yes ofc, they are my best friend.
Stabs by Anonymous132595 September 7, 2021

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands 

Yeaaahh, me to
I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands Is one of the first sentence ideas that comes up when you search for i hate it when, in google
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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