Splooging

To ejaculate with some force on your partner but at close range as to make the smacking sound as the cum hits her.

He stood up in the spa and finished by splooging all over her waiting lips and face.

by Val Paraiso May 6, 2006

Splooging

Causing a mass eruption of bodily fluids, mostly out of the penis.

Why are you splooging all over me!?

by NelliyJuice November 5, 2011

Splooging

The act of putting your purple headed yogurt slinger into a girl's wizard sleeve.

Let's go splooge some sloots!

Friend:Were you splooging her last night?
Me: I took her upstairs and drove the big ol' skin bus into tuna town. BURR

by Joey Gaskell January 7, 2012

Splooging

When Brittany Spears sits down on the toilet intending poop, but instead fires a high-powered stream of urine from her anus. Can be seen on South Park.

It's really loud in the bathroom right now, I think he's splooging.

by TheKillerSock December 14, 2010

Drive by Splooging

The process of driving by a prostitute, unrolling the window to make an offer, and when she leans into the car you shoot a load in her face and drive away.

You could tell by the goo on her face that SQUARE ASS had just been a victim of another DRIVE BY SPLOOGING

by YES! October 22, 2004

conversational splooging

1. To prank an IM buddy by saying you came all over their conversation window when it popped up.

2. Usually happens when you're masturbating to some hot girl and your friend decides to surprise you with an IM window right as you cum.

Adam: Hey Bryan what was the homework in Physics?
Bryan: (At moment of conversational splooging) SHIT DUDE I just came all over your convo window!
Adam: That's hot let me lick it up.
Bryan: I liked it when I saw your picture come up.
Adam: I'll be right over baby.

by Derek and Bryan February 15, 2007

Slodging

Lodging yourself between inanimate objects and waiting for others to dislodge you. Usually done for sexual pleasure.

"Wow, Slodging ourselves into this was really hot! How do we get down?"
"We don't, we wait for someone to dislodge us!"
"But then everyone will know we've been Slodging!"
"Well, duh! That's why it's hot"

by Furglerger April 27, 2015