soup strainer 

A long moustache that hangs over the upper lip, tending to catch stray food particles as they travel into the mouth.

In the film Born on the Fourth of July, Tom Cruise sported a soup strainer throughout the scenes set in Mexico.

soup strainer by Go4baroque1969 October 24, 2006

Soup Strainer 

A man's mustache.

Oh, I see you've grown a soup strainer.

Soup Strainer by Spinroyd March 18, 2014

SOUP STRAINER 

A SPECIFIC AMOUNT OF PUBIC HAIR THAT COVER A MALES PENIS, WHICH REFUSES ENTRY FOR ANY SEMEN

IM GROWING A SOUP STRAINER IN HONOR OF THOSE WHO LOST THIER LIFES IN THE HOLOCAUST

SOUP STRAINER by COCK MINCH 1 November 14, 2022

soup strainer moustache 

A moustache that entrely covers the mouth, giving the impression that it acts as a strainer when drinking or eating soup.

Anthony grew a soup strainer moustache, but shaved it when it started to get in the way of his food.

soup strainer moustache by gramaticon July 21, 2008

Chinese soup strainer 

The act of shitting and pissing into someone’s mouth while their teeth are closed

Yo: Gurt did she let you try Chinese soup strainer last night
Gurt: yeah it was awesome

Chinese soup strainer by Markerbiter May 11, 2025

Chinese soup strainer 

When you piss and shit into someone’s mouth while their teeth are closed

Yo: Gurt let’s try a Chinese soup strainer

Gurt: oh hell nah

Chinese soup strainer by Markerbiter May 12, 2025