SOTLD 

suck on this long dick

"Why don't you stop being a pain in my ass"
"Why don't you sotld"

SOTLD by Killamcgrilla October 30, 2013

sad story roblox soldier part 2 

wi can have today wi has win
now wi rip is sad now wi can have day
wi has win wi can have now
good is love end frind
wi can has can
you are soldier
you must wiiiiinnnnnn
win win

just rip

Friend: Hey man have you seen sad story roblox soldier part 2?
Random guy: No i'm not a weeb

sad story roblox soldier part 2 by yes=everyquestion'sanswer December 23, 2019

HU Soldier 

A fan of Hollywood Undead who is a member of the hu army. An HU Soldier sometimes wears and often owns at least one Hollywood Undead mask and always knows the HU soldier pledge:
"I pledge alliegiance to the mask,
That I'll carry whiskey in my flask,
And anyone to diss HU,
I'll leave a bloody mess of you,
For we are family, you and I,
Three tears for you, we all shall cry,
All day, all night, our flags will fly,
The Undead Army Til the Day We Die."

HU4L! (Hollywood Undead for life!)

"Pull that 9 this is how you hold her,
Pull that trigger, HU Soldiers..."

-Dead In Ditches by Hollywood Undead

HU Soldier by HU4L! January 1, 2012

Soldier Number Nine 

Origin: From the Middle Eastern military practice of soldiers counting off and the 9th soldier in every squad becomes the fuck-buddy for the rest of the men while they're in the field. Related to bacha bazi, the Afghani practice of taking boys, dressing them up like girls, teaching them to dance and then using them as sex slaves.

In Arabic: jundi raqm tisa

American Military Usage: meant as a dark joke. If someone asks how you're doing and you respond with, "I feel like soldier number nine," it means you're having a truly fucked up day or experience.

You: "Hey Bob--how the fuck ya' doing?"
(Bob looks like something just shat him out).

Bob: "Shit, dude. I'm feeling like soldier number nine."
You: "Did you get wasted last night?"
Bob: "Don't remember. But at least I didn't wake up in a tub full of ice and missing a kidney."
You: "...or with a number nine poop chute. But you might want to brush your teeth, I think someone used your mouth as a cock-holster."

Soldier Number Nine by Ho-Chi-Mint September 16, 2013

pussy soldiers 

of or relating to the pubes or pubis: pubic hair

yeah man, her vagina was great, its too bad she had some pussy soldiers though.

oh man she had a bush?

yeah

pussy soldiers by not bow January 22, 2017

Soldier Boy 

A Living, Breathing True, American Hero.
A man who saved us from a nuclear meltdown in 1984.

Soldier Boy was Americas America's first superhero, slaughtering German soldiers by the dozen out on the battlefield.

Soldier Boy by Nashar July 5, 2022

Sold the bag

To lose a chance you once had. (Usally occurs with mf named Jack or Ben)

Jack: I can’t believe I messed it up with that with that girl
Ben: yea bro we both sold the bag

Sold the bag by JackRosa April 21, 2021