Somey

1. When you have to take a big fat greasy turd.

2. Word to replace 'shit'.

1. "I had to take a big fat Somey after eating lunch today

2. "The quarterback played like Somey today"

Somey by Chingas July 8, 2012

somey

a short trini girl, who resides in canada

hey thers somey!!
where?
right there!!
oh

somey by chrsghs October 16, 2003

SOMEY

A hoe that hates his hair but hates the red head even more. Will suck dick for 10 bucks. AE hes waiting for u to pop up in his DMs. Rly sweet hoe w nothing but love to give -- obvs except for the red head.

Somey is a fucking legend.

SOMEY by GN hoe October 5, 2019

plantin’ some onion 

to break wind, fart

Neil: Houston, we have a problem. Buzz is plantin’ some onion and the fan relay on the LEM’s environmental system has got a 203 alarm.
Houston Control: Roger that, Neil. You have our condolences and we’re checkin’ the accessory bus.

plantin’ some onion by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020

Bring some Cokes in please.

Bring some Cokes in please. — Sharing classified documents and “criming” must be thirsty work.

After breaking laws that sent Reality Winner to prison, Dolt 45: The malt liquor of Presidents and our Fondling Father, immediately requested Coke for everyone.

This occurred 2021 at his country club in New Jersey in 2021 – interestingly — caught on audio tape, which is why we know.

The Orang Man, Mango Mussolini approved the taping himself in a state where one party consent recording is legal.

Have some Coke and a smile — the frosty beverage, and not the powder.

After boasting about being in possession of secret documents that he could have unclassified while President ; but, now could not; Trump low key revealed that American generals, and The Department of Defense issued him contingency plans for the invasion of Iran.

He showed thees plans to a writer and members of his staff and was heard to say: “Now do you believe me?”

And after winning the consent of the people at his table Trump, The Non-Teflon Don then said: “Bring some Cokes in please.”— in a Bizarro World imitation of the Mad Men finale where the origin of the Coke commercial the posits the possibility of teaching “the world to sing in perfect harmony” was both speculated upon/revealed.

Perhaps this was Trumps heartfelt intent when offering his guest the beverage that tickles your nose when you drink it — especially when it is well carbonated.

So…are we done “criming” now? Good! Now, Bring some Cokes in please.

Bring some Cokes in please. by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 29, 2023

Poke the beasty and feed it some grass 

The compex analysis of theoretical problems with no solutions.

Megan: I need some help deriving the isothermal expansion of reversible work.
Joe: Well, just poke the beasty and feed it some grass.

Poke the beasty and feed it some grass by Alpha sinuclein January 30, 2018

some sort of idiot

for use when not sure which type of idiot the accused is.

Look at Marty Korn, he looks like some sort of idiot.

some sort of idiot by Thomas Cwiok September 2, 2003