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Somey

1. When you have to take a big fat greasy turd.

2. Word to replace 'shit'.
1. "I had to take a big fat Somey after eating lunch today

2. "The quarterback played like Somey today"
by Chingas July 8, 2012
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somey

a short trini girl, who resides in canada
hey thers somey!!
where?
right there!!
oh
by chrsghs October 16, 2003
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SOMEY

A hoe that hates his hair but hates the red head even more. Will suck dick for 10 bucks. AE hes waiting for u to pop up in his DMs. Rly sweet hoe w nothing but love to give -- obvs except for the red head.
Somey is a fucking legend.
by GN hoe October 5, 2019
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plantin’ some onion

Neil: Houston, we have a problem. Buzz is plantin’ some onion and the fan relay on the LEM’s environmental system has got a 203 alarm.
Houston Control: Roger that, Neil. You have our condolences and we’re checkin’ the accessory bus.
by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020
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Bring some Cokes in please.

Bring some Cokes in please. — Sharing classified documents and “criming” must be thirsty work.

After breaking laws that sent Reality Winner to prison, Dolt 45: The malt liquor of Presidents and our Fondling Father, immediately requested Coke for everyone.

This occurred 2021 at his country club in New Jersey in 2021 – interestingly — caught on audio tape, which is why we know.

The Orang Man, Mango Mussolini approved the taping himself in a state where one party consent recording is legal.

Have some Coke and a smile — the frosty beverage, and not the powder.

After boasting about being in possession of secret documents that he could have unclassified while President ; but, now could not; Trump low key revealed that American generals, and The Department of Defense issued him contingency plans for the invasion of Iran.

He showed thees plans to a writer and members of his staff and was heard to say: “Now do you believe me?”

And after winning the consent of the people at his table Trump, The Non-Teflon Don then said: “Bring some Cokes in please.”— in a Bizarro World imitation of the Mad Men finale where the origin of the Coke commercial the posits the possibility of teaching “the world to sing in perfect harmony” was both speculated upon/revealed.

Perhaps this was Trumps heartfelt intent when offering his guest the beverage that tickles your nose when you drink it — especially when it is well carbonated.
So…are we done “criming” now? Good! Now, Bring some Cokes in please.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 29, 2023
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Poke the beasty and feed it some grass

The compex analysis of theoretical problems with no solutions.
Megan: I need some help deriving the isothermal expansion of reversible work.
Joe: Well, just poke the beasty and feed it some grass.
by Alpha sinuclein January 30, 2018
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some sort of idiot

for use when not sure which type of idiot the accused is.
Look at Marty Korn, he looks like some sort of idiot.
by Thomas Cwiok September 2, 2003
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