SMIP

Stands for 'suck my imaginary penis'.

Person 1: You know what?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: SMIP.
Person 2: Oh no you didn't.
Person 1: Oh yes I did.

by IMASIANORLY? November 28, 2008

smip

describes when you feel attractive, confident, humorous, and a little bit sexual.

Friend: You look good today!
Guy: I feel very smip right now actually.
Friend: I love that feeling, but when I get it, I end up accidentally doing something really embarrassing and clumsy.
Guy: That is a dangerous potential side effect of excess smip.

by theblancpages February 11, 2013

smipped

To have had a penis up the butt. Used in a way such as to positively regard the act of receiving the penis up the butt.

My hot twink ass got totally smipped by that cool frat boy last week!

by GayCthulhu June 20, 2017

Smip

Anyone that has gone far beyond Simp and does not know how to spell.

"You're being a real smip, Jim."
"Stop smipping bucko"

by LilyLemonade February 22, 2020

smip

A southern maryland inport. person who migrated into southern maryland.

House prices sure are up since the smip invasion.

by chris gill May 25, 2006

smip

the hottest most funniest mf on planet earth
smip > mukrima
if u like smip ur hot /hj

smip is so hot
yeah <333 !!!!!!

by smip the faggot April 06, 2021

Smip

A simp who tried to cut(snip) themselves from the person they are simping for, but fails incredibly

"Bro I heard Jackson is a smip."
"No way, that's surprising."

by JustBreathingAir October 30, 2021