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slutfish- (noun) a combination of the words "selfish" and "slut" intended to describe two parts of a singular person's personality and/or outward appearance. ie- a whore who is a selfish asshole.
My aunt is marrying someone closer to her daughter's age than her own, and expects her entire family to pay for everything for her THIRD wedding, including a trip to the caribbean which they are not invited to... what a fucking slutfish.
Slutfish by gotchabitch9000 June 10, 2011
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A shirt that a slutty girl wears (and wears it more than most of her other sluttly shirts) and is the sluttiest shirt she owns. It could be low cut, see through, spaghetti straps, tube top etc.

It is also the sluts "signature" shirt. So if you see a slut, and your not sure its her, you'll know because its her slutshirt.
"Hey Mikey, theres that hott chick Summer rockin' that shirt she always wears a lot."
"Jim, thats her slutshirt! It makes her tits jiggle to where we can see!"

or

"Hey Cindy, you wear that shirt alot! its super slutty! Stop wearing it!"
"No fucking way! Its my slutshirt!"
Slutshirt by summerbabybikinigirl November 12, 2009

Slutison 

An ugly little slut who 'accidently' bangs every male individual in sight by tripping and landing on their dicks. She hides crumbs of food in her rolls of fat and is sat at a PC all day playing online-games to make herself feel important.
Slutison: im hungry

Guy: aren't you always *eats sweets*

Slutison: ill shag u for one of them sweets
Slutison by Nalol February 12, 2014

Slutwish 

A person who's only talent is to be a slut, a slutwish wouldn't hesitate to eat his own ass hair
zahangir: why are you such a slut?
slutwish: long ass hair aaaaaaaaaa
Slutwish by make@wish_ January 18, 2022
When you always feel the need to say something against those who can't help but be promiscuous and underdressed.
It's like racism but for sluts; Slutism
Slutism by AverageThinker October 27, 2009

slutistics 

A mathematical equations which explains the reason why 2 in every 10 women are sluts, 5 out of every 10 women are monogamous, and 3 out of every 10 women are prudes. When these statistics are set equal to the ratio of male sluts, 9 out of 10, it becomes apparent that female slut are simply trying to restore order to the universe by fucking all the male sluts that the monogamous and prude women will not fuck. If more women would put out, then the need for sluts would deminish because the ratios would equal out. So the basis of slutistics is to show that without sluts, the order of the universe would cease and existence as we know it would no longer be. To that I say, thank you to all sluts for keeping the world safe. Support your local slut.
There were 10 men and 10 women at the party, Jane and Lisa were the only sluts. Slutisitcs deem that Jane and Lisa will have to fuck 4.5 men each in order to keep the world spinning because those other lazy ass bitches wont pull their own weight.
slutistics by Pass March 18, 2004