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slapshot 

a move in which semen is whipped across a womens face. a man does the girl doggy style, spits on her back so she thinks he blew his load then taps her on the shoulder, when she turns around, the semen that he has ejaculated into his hand is slapeed across her face.
Daren nailed tina with a slapshot!!! she was pissed!
slapshot by The dude January 6, 2005
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SlapShot 

When a man slaps a woman with an erect or semi-erect penis.
Did you hear about Zach pulling a SlapShot on that drunk girl at that party, it was hilarious!
SlapShot by ZStan June 14, 2010

slapshot 

Similar to snap when making fun of a person.
I fucked your sister last night.

Slapshot, biatch!!!
slapshot by Spencer R December 2, 2004

Slapshot a Beer 

To drink a beer quickly and with force. Often specifically, in Canada, Midwestern States or the far Northeast.

Often after playing or during a hockey game, one will slapshot a beer. Often occurring in hockey rink parking lots.
"Let's go slapshot a beer"
Slapshot a Beer by Theresa Menc September 15, 2012

SlapShot Regatta

A duel. Faceoff between two foes. Sometimes in someone’s basement, sometimes not.
That Carolina Big Cat vs Washington Team game was a back and forth slapshot regatta if I’ve ever seen one. Some serious Wild Cards played critical roles….Cheese burgers nice try guys.
SlapShot Regatta by Scotty Jericho November 21, 2021

SlapShot JackPot 

Hey Brian i found 50 bucks on the ground.... SLAPSHOT JACKPOT

Detroit Slapshot

Performed in a professional office environment...when a co-worker is on the phone, you blow your hole right in his or her ear with a rippling fart creating confusion and akward panic for both people in conversation.
"I was taking an order over the phone when he dropped a detroit slapshot on my shoulder."
Detroit Slapshot by Jarjo March 19, 2008
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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