slap my ass

To demand a slap in your ass. What your mother does to you when you have been a naughty boy.

Ex 1: Please, slap my ass!!!

Ex 2: Erick I'm going to slap your ass, because you stayed out past midnight.

slap my ass by Eggy_Chuck55 July 31, 2005

Slap my ass and call me Sally 

Used to express dismay or disbelief.

Well you know what? Slap my ass and call me Sally man, I don't know what you want from me.

Slap my ass and call me Sally by Misses Potato Head August 5, 2010

Slap my ass and call me porky 

Missourian slang to show exclamation

Well slap my ass and call me porky, little Jessica is one hell of a tap dancer

Slap my ass and call me porky by Boyfromthecrik August 10, 2022

Slap my ass and call me porky 

Missourian slang for excitement

Slap my ass and call me porky, that's some good jambalaya

Slap my ass and call me porky by Boyfromthecrik August 17, 2022

Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself! 

When you are completely roasted toasted and caught by surprise. A term you should not often use as you should always have an ace in your hole. Hopefully, when you do use this term, those around you will be so completely and utterly destroyed both physically, mentally, and spiritually that they'll bow down and worship you.

Teacher: "Did you say further? Further means more and you can't be even more of more; the proper term is 'farther!'"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"

Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"

Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself! by ExcitedTea December 19, 2018