Definitions by Boyfromthecrik

Slap my ass and call me porky 

Missourian slang for excitement

Slap my ass and call me porky, that's some good jambalaya

Slap my ass and call me porky by Boyfromthecrik August 17, 2022

Slap my ass and call me porky 

Missourian slang to show exclamation

Well slap my ass and call me porky, little Jessica is one hell of a tap dancer

Slap my ass and call me porky by Boyfromthecrik August 10, 2022