SJOR

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A nice word to describe a person with a condition of Small-Penis-syndrom.

Person 1: I was with a SJOR in bed last night.

Person 2: I feel sorry for you.

SJOR by WTCSMF May 28, 2017

Words you can keep

Sjors

A sexy, handsome, sweet, caring, sensitive beast. A well dressed boss that pulls all the ladies.

How does he get so many girls? Oh, he's just a Sjors

Sjors by SP03 June 13, 2012

Related Words

Sjors • sjorgun • sjornk • Sjorring • sjorty • rapper sjors • Dirty Sjors • starving for sjors

sjorty

the feeling of dread received after reading a text saying “k.”

xen: k.
lou: oh my god that hurt my feelings so much. i feel so sjorty right now.

sjorty by lou :) December 25, 2021

sjorgun

Sjorgun is for dumbass people who cannot spell shotgun when referring to a seat of the car and blame it on their autocorrect

Sjorgun sj(ore)gun

sjorgun by Yeet is deletus May 25, 2023

rapper sjors

yeah let's go!

Ben rapper sjors, ben een beest
Altijd los, altijd feest

rapper sjors by rapper sjors April 7, 2018

rapper sjors

kanker dom

rapper sjors heeft een broodje pindakaas gegeten

rapper sjors by kanker dom January 26, 2018

Sjorring

Alternating between violently beating your meat and slow masturbation every 5 seconds. Sjorring is sometimes used as a ceremony to prove that a friend group is close to eachother. The people participating will try to synchronise their meat beating so that a rythim is formed.

Bro 1: Should we test the new kid by sjorring tonight?
Bro 2: Yeah for sure, if he can't keep up he is gone.

Sjorring by Bigblackbloy October 11, 2018

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026