SJOR

A nice word to describe a person with a condition of Small-Penis-syndrom.

Person 1: I was with a SJOR in bed last night.

Person 2: I feel sorry for you.

by WTCSMF May 28, 2017

Sjors

A sexy, handsome, sweet, caring, sensitive beast. A well dressed boss that pulls all the ladies.

How does he get so many girls? Oh, he's just a Sjors

by SP03 June 13, 2012

sjorty

the feeling of dread received after reading a text saying “k.”

xen: k.
lou: oh my god that hurt my feelings so much. i feel so sjorty right now.

by lou :) December 25, 2021

sjorgun

Sjorgun is for dumbass people who cannot spell shotgun when referring to a seat of the car and blame it on their autocorrect

Sjorgun sj(ore)gun

by Yeet is deletus May 25, 2023

rapper sjors

yeah let's go!

Ben rapper sjors, ben een beest
Altijd los, altijd feest

by rapper sjors April 7, 2018

rapper sjors

kanker dom

rapper sjors heeft een broodje pindakaas gegeten

by kanker dom January 26, 2018

Sjorring

Alternating between violently beating your meat and slow masturbation every 5 seconds. Sjorring is sometimes used as a ceremony to prove that a friend group is close to eachother. The people participating will try to synchronise their meat beating so that a rythim is formed.

Bro 1: Should we test the new kid by sjorring tonight?
Bro 2: Yeah for sure, if he can't keep up he is gone.

by Bigblackbloy October 11, 2018