Definitions by headinthestars

SHRINKWASH 

When a cat buys, or otherwise aquires a garment that they love, but it's too big. They have no sewing machine, or don't have any sewing skills, so they use a SHRINKWASH, to decrease the size of said garment so fits them. This is a hot wash, that lasts longer.

"Hey Fabian, look at this great t shirt I got on Camden market. They only had it in a Large though, and I'm size Small"
'Don't freak out Man, just use a SHRINKWASH"

SHRINKWASH by headinthestars March 9, 2023

Deirdre 

A collective name for an older, educated woman

I was in the library, and needed to find a book, so I asked that Deirdre over there. She will know as she looks knowledgeable, and is older

Deirdre by headinthestars January 31, 2023

bleachwear 

Clothes you have unfortunately got bleach on, and therefore are only suitable to wear for cleaning

Dammit, I got bleach on my best top, now it's only suitable for bleachwear

bleachwear by headinthestars January 31, 2023