headinthestars's definitions

SHRINKWASH

When a cat buys, or otherwise aquires a garment that they love, but it's too big. They have no sewing machine, or don't have any sewing skills, so they use a SHRINKWASH, to decrease the size of said garment so fits them. This is a hot wash, that lasts longer.

"Hey Fabian, look at this great t shirt I got on Camden market. They only had it in a Large though, and I'm size Small"
'Don't freak out Man, just use a SHRINKWASH"

by headinthestars March 9, 2023

bleachwear

Clothes you have unfortunately got bleach on, and therefore are only suitable to wear for cleaning

Dammit, I got bleach on my best top, now it's only suitable for bleachwear

by headinthestars January 31, 2023

Deirdre

A collective name for an older, educated woman

I was in the library, and needed to find a book, so I asked that Deirdre over there. She will know as she looks knowledgeable, and is older

by headinthestars January 31, 2023