shotness

A really dumb way to say you've been shot. Usually not serious or flesh wound.

Awwwe damn! I got the shotness at the club last night. Took six sitches and the cops gave me shit on top of it!

by Solid August 1, 2005

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Planet Shitness

A place you go to run like a rat on a treadmill in a room of mostly normies but the few hot bimbos you see are all glued to their fucking stupid headphones

When I get off work I alternate between running on the treadmill and weights at Planet Shitness

by D Flawless December 7, 2019

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shotless

The first person to call "shotless!" discharges himself from the responsibilty of completing a boring or demanding task that has to be completed or accomplished.

John: "Today someone will definitely clean the kitchen."
David: "Shotless!"

by Tropicalgorilla October 7, 2017

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Unfinished shitness

What happens when you go for a shit and are interrupted or otherwise forced to finish early, and then you return to the bathroom at a later time.

I have to go back to the bathroom, I've got unfinished shitness.

by mregina April 17, 2016

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Shortness of breath

The excuse that unathletic people use when they get tired of running

*Chalmers is panting and stops running laps during his workout*
Gavin: Yo Chalmers are you ok?
Chalmers: Yeah I just got some shortness of breath
Gavin: Do you have asthma or something?
Charmers: no I just have shortness of breath

by Circy4 July 20, 2016

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