SHMAMFF

a stupid reject ex-boyfriend that tried to do gross things with you dumped him.

Ew just look at him he's such a SHMAMFF!!

by izzyfromthehizzy October 13, 2010

shmaffle

A greeting between two people. The initiator rubs his hand down the face of the other person and says shmaffle (shmoffle).

Hey buddy how's it...shmaffle...going.

by b-ret April 14, 2014

Shmaff

When a male skips showering for a week, then takes his dirty, salty, sweaty ball sack, and lays it flat on the victims nose.
Shmaff is a label that will stay with a person for the rest of their life.

Did you hear who George shmaffed at the party last night?
Get yourself ready, its time to shmaff him.

by doidle17 March 7, 2011

shmaffer

One who smells the stench of ass but throughly enjoys it, thus giving him an erection and causes him to stick his stiffy in a bowl of scolding hot velveeta cheese reducing the raging boner back to its natural flimsy state.

o man im really in the mood for another schmaffer.

by cahizzle September 15, 2004

shmaffle

Any substance spilt on clothing

"Jerry, you've got a bit of shmaffle on ur shirt there."

"I was eating a meat pie.. Next thing I notice is shmaffle all over my jeans."

"Dude, you've shmaffled the hell outta that shirt."

by Keegz April 13, 2008

shmaff

Being of a hideous nature physically. Physically unapealing to most of the opposite sex. One who's origins can be traced back to the ugly tree.

I thought there would be hot chicks here but all I see are these shmaff bitches.

by Kona Gold September 4, 2009