shit sucks

Used to describe a very unpleasant situation. Past tense would be "shit sucked"

"On my way to work today some jackass slammed into my car and completely smashed my bumper. I have like no money to get it fixed right now. Shit sucks."

by Anon#12394 July 31, 2012

shit sucks

Commonly used on internet forums, "shit sucks" is short for "This shit fucking sucks", meaning "This situation is horrible."

I got run over by a car. Shit sucks.

I got the flu the day before graduation. Shit sucks.

My girlfriend dumped me after I bought her an expensive gift. Shit sucks.

I realized that I was wearing only my underwear at the interview. Needless to say, shit sucks.

by Kyothine June 9, 2009

this shit sucks

Everything that unfolds during the workday and about 75% of events outside of the same workday.

I burnt myself on an exhaust pipe and my wife bitched me out for leaving a napkin on the coffee table. This shit sucks.

by Wrldgoesround July 10, 2016

sucks shit

1. discription of a situation thats has a very unsatisfying result

dude, this game sucks shit

by hemp_dictionary August 5, 2009

sucks shit

Something that sucks massively.
Like sucks ass but different.

This sucks shit

by smzkty June 11, 2010

shit socks

Tits that look like socks with a lump of shit inside them

Kevin: Man, thos strippers were not very attractive.
Adam: Especailly the black chick. When she leaned forward her tits looked like shit socks.

by mexnfx September 6, 2011

shit-suck

when a guy will suck the shit out of a girls ass

i will shit-suck that girl

by legend at ping pong August 10, 2006