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1. The second day of school when you turn everything everyone says into something perverted.
Dude 1: *eats a brownie* god this things hard
Dude 2: HA HA HA HA EWWWWWWW!!!!
Dude 1: ...pervert...*eats brownie*

Dude 1: *walking in the rain* i'm soaking wet...
Dude 2: EWWWWWWWWWWW ^_^ ha ha ha
Dude 1: ...perv...
Sex Day by Cazzie and Erin September 5, 2005
June 8’th is national sex day.
Go fuck your bitchessss
Hey guys today’s national sex day let’s have fun
sex day by Jamie_10785 June 7, 2021
Sex day 29th of june a day to have sex for 24hrs straight non stop.
Lets have sex to celebrate sex day!
sex day by dojacaaat June 24, 2021

National Sex Day 

June 9
The day in which couples (gay or straight) celebrate sex by having sex. The reason National Sex Day is on June 9th is because 6/9 closely resembles the popular sex position 69.
Honey, today is National Sex Day! Let's fuck!!!
National Sex Day by E-Dog1209 June 11, 2015

Anal Sex Day 

The Comedien Jim Jefferies came up with this. It is April 18th. Everyone else saying it's a differnet day should have to take it up the ass for every single other day on the calander other than the one they incorrectly mentioned as anal sex day.
“Wouldn’t it be nice to have one day that was for men that didn’t cost anything, that everyone could participate in. April 18th, Anal Sex Day. Everyone’s girlfriend or wife has to take it in the ass on April 18th. A month before you’ll be walking around the shopping center saying, ‘Ohh the decorations are up!’ And it’s good because if your bird didn’t take it in the ass, you could do the same thing that women do on Valentine’s Day when they don’t get a gift. You’d go like, ‘Oh me mate Jason and his wife took it in the ass twice. Obviously they’re more connected than we are.”

-Jim Jefferies
Anal Sex Day by LiamTW March 31, 2021

national gay sex day

Hey let's fuck cause it's national gay sex day
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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