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self centered 

A person who thinks the world revolves around them
P1: blah blah blahs so self centered all they talk about is themselves

P2: tru tru
self centered by skskskandioop69 October 31, 2019

Self Centered 

1. The asshole that won't offer a hand to anybody.
Phillip: "Hey David?"
David: "What do you want?"
Phillip: "Can I borrow your camera?"
David: "No! you'll scratch the lens and put finger prints allover my camera."
Phillip: "Jeez your really self centered!"

Self Centered 

Davina 🚽🀒
Person 1: She's so self centered, how does shes live with herself??!!?

Person 2: Oh, that's Davina she's such a nuisance.
Self Centered by toiletwhore January 10, 2020

Self-centered 

Preoccupied with oneself and ones’s affairs.
β€œHe’s far to self-centered to care what you do”
Self-centered by SkyLow June 9, 2018

Self-Centered 

What narrow minded people are since they are not able to believe everyone elses ideas but only their own.
P1: Why do people love to be self-centered?

P2: Because some people don't like to lose, they love to feel fact that they are never wrong and are HIGHER then everyone else. When in truth they are evil people that need to remove the cock from their ass and learn to accept the judgement from others and quit only thinking of their own ways and to take the judgement of other friends like my douchebag of a friend Eric and...

self-centered 

jason dunn, see Jason Dunn
P1: "What does self-centered mean dude?"
P2: "Jason Dunn...you didn't know that?"
P1: "Oh yeah, that faggot...damn"
P2: "Yeah dude, he's gay..small shlong too."
self-centered by mikey October 9, 2004
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