SCPS

SCPS also known as the SIM Card Protection Services are the main source of protection for SIM cards but they will go out of their way to protect other types of cards too.

Guy 1: Haha dude, I made my SIM card explode.
Guy 2: Be prepared, I called the SCPS on you.
Guy 1: Oh shit! The first wave they send has debit cards...

SCPS by Tara Lynn January 13, 2021

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SCPsexual

Something is non-existing and you should go die in a hole if you are

Idiot: ....Hey I have something to say
normal person: Yes?
Idiot:...I am SCPsexual
normal person:...
Idiot:....
normal person: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE DUMBASS

SCPsexual by Iampansexualitsatrueone March 26, 2021

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SCPsexual • SCPsim

SCPsim

It's pretty much milsim but SCP fans modify it a bit and add in anomalies and demon-like creatures. They larp as MTF Operatives seeking to 'Secure. Contain. And Protect.' This works for games such as Roblox and ARMA III.

SCP Fan who likes milsim: "Man, I really wish I could be like an MTF Operative."
SCP Fan who likes milsim #2: "You should try out SCPsim, it's like SCP but it's milsim."

SCPsim by Focke-Wulf March 24, 2022

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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