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Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.

An empty suit propped up by the media reading old tired Marxist tripe from a teleprompter.

A vapid celebrity or politician incapable of originating or uttering a coherent thought without a teleprompter or cue cards.

Someone demonstrably stupid and yet convinced of their own infallibility, even though unable to think or emote.

A politician or celebrity who has no resume, no plan, no clue, and cannot speak without someone telling them what to say.
Did you hear that Obama has decided food stamps create jobs?

Yeah. What a SCoaMF.
SCoaMF by sifty boones August 22, 2011
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Stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Most often used by conservative and libertarian blogs and websites to describe President Obama.
He proved again with his use of Canadian buses on an American jobs tour that he is a SCOAMF.

Alternate: SCFOAMF
He proved again with his use of Canadian buses on an American jobs tour that he is a SCOAMF.
SCOAMF by CharlieBrown'sDildo August 22, 2011
SCOAMF by dickdickerson August 23, 2011
Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure, used on conservative and libertarian blogs to describe both the performance and the person of President Obama.
That SCOAMF really jacked up the economy.
SCOAMF by Moronette August 25, 2011

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026