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Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.

An empty suit propped up by the media reading old tired Marxist tripe from a teleprompter.

A vapid celebrity or politician incapable of originating or uttering a coherent thought without a teleprompter or cue cards.

Someone demonstrably stupid and yet convinced of their own infallibility, even though unable to think or emote.

A politician or celebrity who has no resume, no plan, no clue, and cannot speak without someone telling them what to say.
Did you hear that Obama has decided food stamps create jobs?

Yeah. What a SCoaMF.
SCoaMF by sifty boones August 22, 2011
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Stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Most often used by conservative and libertarian blogs and websites to describe President Obama.
He proved again with his use of Canadian buses on an American jobs tour that he is a SCOAMF.

Alternate: SCFOAMF
He proved again with his use of Canadian buses on an American jobs tour that he is a SCOAMF.
SCOAMF by CharlieBrown'sDildo August 22, 2011
SCOAMF by dickdickerson August 23, 2011
Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure, used on conservative and libertarian blogs to describe both the performance and the person of President Obama.
That SCOAMF really jacked up the economy.
SCOAMF by Moronette August 25, 2011

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026