Sandwiches

It's a codeword for weed,

used when talking in public, so as not to arouse suspicion.

1.
David: "You wanna buy a sandwich? ;) "
Andrew: "I say nope to dope"

2.
Steven: "I was sitting in my room, eating sandwiches, when my mum walked in..."
Mark: "shit that's rough"
Steven: "True"

by Michael Phelps (lol) July 27, 2009

sandwiches

Orgasms. An easy way to talk about sex in public.

Jake: Yo, the ladies here are sauce. Ive been makin my own sandwiches for like three days.

Kyle: Naw, this girl Jenny that I met by the pool makes me sandwiches three times a day; breakfast , lunch, and dinner, haaa.

Jake: shiiiiiit.

by k and D sessions June 28, 2005

sandwiches

1. Two or more slices of bread with a filling such as meat or cheese placed between them.

2. A partly split long or round roll containing a filling.

3. One slice of bread covered with a filling.

4. Something resembling a sandwich.

5. What Billy must not forget.

Billy! Don't forget your sandwiches, that I made you. Sandwiches.

by Peter May 1, 2004

sandwiches

To get it on (have sex) with a girl on the dance floor. The male will be the "bun" and female the "burger girl".

I wish I could make sandwiches with that hottie. You can spread the jelly

by Minnimuffin&Chillipepper March 17, 2009

Sandwiches

Marijuana, weed, trees

"Goddamn these sandwiches are spectacular! Pass the sandwiches goddamit Ernie!"

by Nay Steezo December 25, 2007

Sandwiches with Mayonnaise

The act of hooking up with someone as a person sleeps beside them, inside of a tent.

Catherine and Alex were making sandwiches with mayonnaise while Greg was sleeping.

by Big Bro2009 February 19, 2009

Not everyone can eat sandwiches

Pointless nitpicking of a solution - especially with a cover of SJW-style pretentiousness masked as inclusivity. Like if someone had responded to "maybe I'll provide sandwiches for the office lunch," with "not everyone can eat sandwiches - what if they can't lift the bread with their hands because they're disabled, or what if their religion forbids sandwiches, or what if sandwiches are a trigger?"

Sue: "So I suggested maybe the girls from bookclub would like a movie night to see the film of the book we just read, and Karen kept going on about how we needed to check to make sure there weren't any triggers in the movie, and see if we needed to post a flashing-lights warning."

Bob: "Does anyone in the bookclub actually need that?"

Sue: "No. She just likes being a Not Everyone Can Eat Sandwiches pain in the ass."

Bob: "I hear you. I got a guy at the office who says it would be unfair to offer team lunches as a reward for people because it excludes those who practice intermittent fasting. We don't even have anyone that does that - but hey, he says one day we might, and then that person might feel excluded."

by Mai Ainsel April 7, 2021