sandal 

A group of white uncles

Did you see that sandal over there?
-Yeah, my uncle is there too!

sandal by Ricc999 March 3, 2018

Sandal 

A lethal weapon moms use to discipline their children or to just have fun wearing. Sandals are very comfortable but when on hand, can be as sharp as a cucumber's edge.

"My mom just threw a sandal at me" "oof"

Sandal by Spanish Mom June 9, 2018

Sandal 

1. A British word meaning flip-flop

2. A miraculous dog - the messiah in modern day religion dogenism. A black labradoodle that has an Instagram account mr.sandal_the_scandal

Why don’t you put on your sandals before we go for afternoon tea or Sandal!!! Why did you eat all of my Cheez-Its!?

Sandal by SandalRoro666 October 28, 2019

sandal 

the most dad shoe there is. the males usually try to be 'funny' and wear them with socks, but it just turns annoying and infuriating.

kyle died from wearing socks with his sandals to work.

sandal by jjanipen5 the furry August 8, 2020

Sandal 

The deadliest weapon in the world.

Honorable mentions:
Wooden spo
Father's leather belt,
White woman's cooking,
Hispanic mothers,
And That one Anhka video
(Not in order)

Me: My mom just hit me with the sandals.😢
Joe: lmao ur mom.
Me :*Takes sandals off*

Sandal by THATSGAYMYGUY October 13, 2021

Sandal Shuffle 

The awkward walk that is usually adopted by people wearing open-backed sandals.

Jason burst out of the woods, machete in hand and face still covered with a hockey mask, sending all of the teenage camp councilors running except for Gayla, who was caught within seconds because she could only sandal shuffle.

Sandal Shuffle by Kate Charlton October 8, 2008

sandal-wearing goldfish tenders 

The term used by Mr Burns's grandfather to describe the Japanese in the season four episode of 'The Simpsons': 'Last Exit to Springfield'

The Japanese! Those sandal-wearing goldfish tenders!

sandal-wearing goldfish tenders by brwhizz May 23, 2009