SAMS

Acronym for Severe Acute Masturbation Syndrome.

Describes the affliction of belting off so much that you shun your friends, have violent mood swings, believe the internet is talking to you personally and refuse to actually have sexual relations with another human being.

Since Liam got a broadband internet connection he has developed a debilitating case of SAMS

by Longtimelistener December 6, 2010

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A shortened version of Sams Chicken. A well known fast food shop all over London. Most known for their famous '2 2' 2 chicken burgers and chips for 2 pound.

Person A: 'Im bare hungry, what we gonna eat fam?!'
Person B: ' Come lets go hit up Sams'

by londongyalxxx May 16, 2010

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Sams

A group of dudes.

Look at thoose Sams.

by Uber April 28, 2003

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Small Angry Man Syndrome.
A person who is angry because they are small in statue but do not accept this as their reason for anger and instead blame other factors.

Steph''your mate just hit that guy for no reason''

Lee''Yeh hes a stereotypical SAMS''

by LeonBrooke January 31, 2009

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A disease originating from a person who shall remain nameless.. cough Sam O'Toole.
A chain of rash's, spots and dry, horrible looking hair will result.

Dude you've got Sams!

Sorry Sarah I can't come swimming.
I got Sams.

I feel so bitchy and strangely fake.
You must have Sams!!

by popgoestheweasel8 January 13, 2008

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