SAMS 

Acronym for Severe Acute Masturbation Syndrome.

Describes the affliction of belting off so much that you shun your friends, have violent mood swings, believe the internet is talking to you personally and refuse to actually have sexual relations with another human being.

Since Liam got a broadband internet connection he has developed a debilitating case of SAMS

SAMS by Longtimelistener December 6, 2010

Sams 

A shortened version of Sams Chicken. A well known fast food shop all over London. Most known for their famous '2 2' 2 chicken burgers and chips for 2 pound.

Person A: 'Im bare hungry, what we gonna eat fam?!'
Person B: ' Come lets go hit up Sams'

Sams by londongyalxxx May 16, 2010

Sams 

A group of dudes.

Look at thoose Sams.

Sams by Uber April 28, 2003

Sams 

Small Angry Man Syndrome.
A person who is angry because they are small in statue but do not accept this as their reason for anger and instead blame other factors.

Steph''your mate just hit that guy for no reason''

Lee''Yeh hes a stereotypical SAMS''

Sams by LeonBrooke January 31, 2009

Sams 

A disease originating from a person who shall remain nameless.. cough Sam O'Toole.
A chain of rash's, spots and dry, horrible looking hair will result.

Dude you've got Sams!

Sorry Sarah I can't come swimming.
I got Sams.

I feel so bitchy and strangely fake.
You must have Sams!!

Sams by popgoestheweasel8 January 13, 2008

Sams 

Similar to calling dibs, but on the scraps left after a meal.

Yo I got sams on that sandwich when you're done

Sams by poopmonster169 July 26, 2016

Sams 

Exactly the same as the phrase "same", but ✨cooler✨

"Bro I hate capitalism"
"Sams."

Sams by Pseudonym229 January 24, 2021