JP Joke

a joke which is extremely unfunny, followed by a laugh by its teller, who usually thinks he/she is much funnier than he/she is
Quit laughing at your JP joke
by poopmonster169 May 14, 2011
mugGet the JP Jokemug.

Sams

Similar to calling dibs, but on the scraps left after a meal.
Yo I got sams on that sandwich when you're done
by poopmonster169 July 26, 2016
mugGet the Samsmug.