Definitions by poopmonster169

Sams 

Similar to calling dibs, but on the scraps left after a meal.

Yo I got sams on that sandwich when you're done

Sams by poopmonster169 July 26, 2016

JP Joke 

a joke which is extremely unfunny, followed by a laugh by its teller, who usually thinks he/she is much funnier than he/she is

Quit laughing at your JP joke

JP Joke by poopmonster169 May 14, 2011